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Why Does My Boyfriend Jack Off and Watch Porn?

by • June 4, 2013 • Sex + DatingTalk Sh*t (0)4849

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A couple of months ago a friend hit me up on FB messenger, she was upset that her man was watching porn. She said, “I caught him jacking off and I don’t understand why he has to look at porn when I f*ck and give him head whenever he asks. I feel offended that he even has to jack off and look at other women.”

First of all, me being theSUNK, I was flabbergasted that she said caught him jacking off. Is there a such thing? Why should jacking off be an act that you can be penalized for, in the comfort of your own home? I would think if your girl bumped into you jacking off that maybe it would be the perfect opportunity to set things in motion and join in.

Secondly, women need to understand that men don’t always jack off because we are sexually unsatisfied, we do it because we like bussing nuts irregardless of how many said nuts you yourself can make us bus.

So today I just wanted to answer one simple question: Why Does My Boyfriend Jack Off and Watch Porn?

Why Do Men Jack Off?
Boredom
Hey sometimes us fellas go to xvideos.com or xhamster.com, simply because we’re bored as f*ck and want to see if there is some new smut on the internet. There are even times where we go there without the sole purpose of jacking off, but end up rubbing one out anyway. Why? Because it passes time, the amount of time may be less for others, but the common thread is boredom.

Pussy Prep
Many fellas believe if they jack off before sex they’ll last longer. They jack off before sex to last longer because that’s when you’re working with your second nut(wind), that’s usually your best d*ck. That’s the hard-on where you can enjoy sex and do anything you may want to do to the p*ssy without cumming to quickly.

Been Awhile
Ok, ok, ok… Guys do jack off when it’s been awhile, that sh*t is normal. Sh*t most of you ladies have dry spells to and wake up early just to tribb(to grind on an object until orgasm) a little bit before you go off to work. When it’s a dry season no one can treat you better than yourself. F*ck calling it masturbation, just call it practice.

Gotta Big Ego
Sometimes people jack off or masturbate because they’re feeling themselves. Sh*t if you don’t turn yourself on, how the f*ck you gone turn anyone else on? Every once and awhile you just gotta fantasize about the havoc you’re going to cause in the bedroom when you meet a motherf*cker that’s into that kinky sh*t that you’re into.

What You Shouldn’t Think When He Jacks Off?
You’re Inadequate
Stop f*cking making everything about you. This sh*t doesn’t have anything to do with you. He was jacking off before he met you, while he met you, and he will jack off after he met you. Jacking off doesn’t have anything to do with your shortcomings or hang-ups. If you don’t believe you’re handling business than just ask and step your p*ssy game up.

That You’re Not Attractive Enough
Again, this sh*t doesn’t have sh*t to do with you. Stop comparing yourself to b*tches that f*ck for a living. Most men don’t even want a porn chick, men just need a visual aide to jack off. Sure we talk about the baddest b*tches in the game to our homeboys, but most of us aren’t neglecting our woman at home just to fantasize about a chick we’re probably never going to f*ck.

That He’s Addicted to Porn
So because he’s doing something that any other normal person does he’s an addict. Why because he’s your man? Come on you have to be smarter than that… Someone would have to show more signs than the occasional jerk session to be a porn addict. Stop jumping to conclusions because he’s doing something that you don’t approve. Grow the f*ck up.

All in all men jack off, because we like to bus nuts. Just like women do. And let me reassure you, it’s just not as deep an issue as you’d liked to believe.

Have you ever been turned off or felt insecure because your bf jacked off? Do you get jealous when he watches porn? What’s your worst/best experience when catching your a man jacking off?

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