They should have never given ya’ll Instagram, because most of you just suck at taking pictures or lack creativity. Artistic people and fine women with about 1,000 followers or less are usually the best to follow on Instagram, just enough art and beauty without perpetual thirst. TheSUNK only follows a limited amount of people because ya’ll be acting up out here on the social media and I ain’t got time for wack sh!t going down my timeline. The list below is of pictures we all try to avoid on Instagram… So here are The Top 9 Most Hated Pics Women Put On Instagram:
The Bathtub Pic
Every chick on Instagram wants us to see her in some dingy ass bathwater or some lackluster dish-washing liquid bubbles with family dollar tree candles near the edge; right before they masturbate to end their #sadderday. Let the madness stop. We’re all tired of the bathtub pictures. You think you’re sparking thirst, but really you’ve really just given us a good laugh for the day on your attempt to be sexy.
The Toes and Wine Pic
So you have a cheap glass of pink moscato and now you’re laying on your bed watching another episode of Love & Hip Hop, where’s the class? Not to mention you have extra long toes that look like you could type a 5-page paper in the matter of seconds. Ol cheap wine drinking ass hoe. You probably didn’t even let the wine breathe did you?
The #TurnUp Pic
Ever since the phrase “turn up” has become popular you broads have gone over-board with it. Every time you take a pic, you put #turnup. #Turnup before church. #Turnup before you go to sleep. #Turnup before you go to work. The party ain’t that damn #Turntup if you can take pictures of it.
The “I Threw Down in the Kitchen” Pic
You threw down in the kitchen? WHAT?! Because you made frozen waffles, overcook scrambled eggs, and microwaved turkey bacon. GTFOH! Women talking bout they threw down, because they made some dry baked chicken, boxed rice and frozen broccoli…Man sit yo ass down!
The Textgram Complaining about “What a Good Man Does”
So you’re going to tell me what a good man does? Yet your single or you can’t even keep a good man or you’re not even a good woman, shawty please. The only thing I need a woman telling me is “What a Good Woman Does.”
The Infamous #ThirstTrap
So you laying on your stomach in the bed you type “just chilling” but we can see your ass cheeks peeking over your shoulder. Or you’re in the bathroom like “new hairdo” but your titties are eating up the bottom of the f^cking picture. Like you didn’t know you had chest midgets before you pressed that check button. I don’t fall victim to thirst traps, my maneuver game is cold. So you post it, I admire and keep it scrolling #nolike.
The Shout Out Pic
If you’re doing shout outs, please be prepared to get unfollowed. I’m not with that. Once every 6 months, cool. Ten in one day, hell naw. I didn’t sign up for that.
The “#NoFilter” Pic
Talking bout #nofilter…please use filter! Your beauty needs help out here. I can’t appreciate your type of beauty(busted). Forreal though, if you’re going to take pictures of shit no wants to see at least put the filter on to make it look somewhat cool. Lazy instagramers are the worst. I turn that green button blue real quick.
The “I Wasn’t Feeling Myself” Pic
Aight, so if you weren’t feeling yourself today why the fuck are you posting pictures? If you not feeling you…what makes you think I’m going to feel you? Never mind, I forget that all your close girlfriends and the thirsty cats following you are going to throw you a couple pity likes and pretentious compliments anyway.