Don’t Ride D*ck Good…Ride D*ck Well: How to Ride Dick

by • November 21, 2012 • Sex + DatingTalk Sh*t (18)157747

Some women have sex and pray that the guy never asks them to ride. Or others get on top and make complete and utter fools of themselves. They say things like, “I’ve never really ridden before” or “I don’t want to embarrass myself, I’m not that good at riding.” Women are out here claiming to be bad b*tches in the bedroom or claim to be intimidating, but don’t even know how to ride dick; that’s just baffling to me. So this blog is for the women that were so scared of disappointing their significant other that they’ve been avoiding riding dick altogether…TheSUNK wants you to be the best, that’s why today we will lay down the foundation for good dick riding skills for the inner equestrian every woman harbors. Here’s “Don’t Ride Dick Good…Ride Dick Well”…


Don’t Give a F*ck, Try and Practice
Do not fear the d*ck or the man attached to the d*ck. Don’t worry about making a fool of yourself. You can’t get better at something if you’re scared to fail. When you tell someone you haven’t done something before, that statement should then be accompanied by you trying. You don’t say you haven’t done something and continue not to do it; without trying you’ll never learn. Find a reasonable and understanding partner. If you say “I want to practice riding your dick?”, surely he’ll be over there in no time to assist you.

Please Yourself First, Please Him Second
Men don’t have a problem with you hopping on the d*ck and doing what you do. If your objective is to make yourself cum hard, do it. Do all that nasty sh!t you do in your room when nobody’s watching. Don’t think of your partner when you first get on top, think of him as inanimate object that was sent directly to you from God as solely for your pleasure and that his is secondary up until that point.However once you get to that point learn what pleases him. Who knows you might actually like what he likes and can start killing two birds(freaks) with one stone(move). Some men complain about women that get on top only to please themselves and that’s just selfish; if you want to be a skilled rider you have to learn how to do both. To help out with that here is a few basic techniques below:

Riding Techniques: 
a. Grind
-For the most part women like to grind, stimulating their clit and p*ssy at the same time until they achieve orgasm. Grinding consists of rubbing your body against his with minimal range of motion, but usually a lot of force. Some men never bus from grinding because men usually need friction in order to bus for the most part. Men need to be stroked to achieve orgasm, which grinding can limit.
b. Bounce
-Bouncing on the d!ck makes you the maneater that you claim to be. When you take a man and f^ck the nut out of him. Women that bounce on the d!ck usually know exactly what they’re doing and they ride with purpose. There not afraid to damage there insides. Bouncing on the d*ck gives a man that medium to fast pace friction that he needs to cum.
 
c. Juice(Squeeze and Pull)
-Some women don’t know about juicing, but just think about grinding for a second. Grinding is the rubbing of two surfaces to cause friction. However, juicing is when you squeeze and pull away from him to cause the friction. It’s basically like you’re trying to squeeze and ring him out. When you juice mentally picture you trying to take his d*ck from him. Squeeze his girth and watch the facial expressions he has; also juicing usually is done better in the reverse cowgirl position.

Most Men Love When You Face the Other Way and Ride- You Should Too
When you face the other way, it’s like giving him and yourself privacy even though you’re having sex. You can make all the goofy, nasty facial expression you want. You can play with your clit, while he massages your ass. Or you can fantasize about someone else. It’s just better suited for two people to please one another, yet have the privacy they want while having sex as weird as that may sound.
Disclaimer:  Breast-men usually like you to face them, but that’s up to your discretion.

 

F*ck Him Back
Women say, “When I get on top, he manhandles me and just likes to take over.” Well next time don’t let him manhandle you and f*ck him back. Make it a competition to make him bus before you do. Have fun and don’t be intimated by the man underneath you. But if it’s that much of an issue tell him to let you lead or put his hands behind his head and make him keep them there.

Thou Shall Not Let the Dick Slip Out
Does size matter? Yes it does. With that being said, once you see his package it’s up to you to never let the d*ck slip out. The most talented riders can keep the d*ck still inside no matter how big or small and it’s because they have complete control over their bodies/abilities.

Is riding your Achilles heel? Have you ever felt embarrassed when you got on top? Did you get better? What advice could you offer other women about riding better? Did this post miss anything? Did you take a look at the videos below? 
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BELOW ARE X-Rated Videos of Women That Can Ride(NSFW)

She was Going Ham…I’m Pretty Sure He Sucked His Thumb Later That Night(AMATEUR)
Called “Computer Love”…You’ll See Why(AMATEUR & SQUIRT)
Hyphy x Charlie Mack(P*rn Star)
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18 Responses to Don’t Ride D*ck Good…Ride D*ck Well: How to Ride Dick

  1. Candi says:

    Always a joy to read!!

    LMAO @ Juicing… seems I had a flashback or 2 while reading this. Loved it!

    “Thou shall not let the dick slip out”… while turning around to position yourself in the cowgirl position. LOL!!

    One thing I hate is, the dick slipping out at ANY point. It’s like breaking all means of communication from Mars to Earth. *(taps head of dick)testing, testing… is this thing working*

  2. @Candi you’re a fool. But you got to keep it inside when you turn around. Every woman needs to know how to juice properly, that’s a big deal.

  3. Im not gon lie i needed that juicing info

  4. Im says:

    im not gonna lie, i love to ride and i do get selfish… you are right SUNK… grinding is my main objective at the time.. im grinding to get mine… yall stroking to hopefully help me get mine but to definately get yours so its all fair… now my review of your vidoes

    she was grinding like crazy with a little bounce in between for good measure… you say that dudes will be all yea “hell yea” but in my experience how it looks and what makes yall wanna grab hips & ass & take over is two different things.. all that grinding would have just turned it into what happened in the last video, chicks hips being held tight while dude broke his lower back sending his shit up… it happens every time… things are all good in the hood.. grinding & juicing and shit and BAM dude decides it gotta go this way… as for reverse cowgirl that shit is a set up.. your leaned back holding yourself up.. you get no clitoral stimulation at all and you don’t have the leverage to control the speed or depth… hell if you try to move his hands your ass just might fall… mess around.. lol
    its all good tho… everyone gets theirs in the end ;)

  5. Anonymous says:

    that’s good advice one thing that helps for bouncing is squat your right leg up and work it that way (I’m right handed maybe the left leg if you’re left handed) much better motion that way.juicing I’ve never heard put that way actually I’ve always done it like squeezing when they push in and not out I wonder if that makes a difference?I’ve definitely felt like an idiot once or twice riding cuz like if I didn’t know them real well I mean if it was the first or second time we ever had sex and they’re looking in your face and shit idk it’s a little nerve wracking like lemme put my porn face on

  6. @Tyralyn Jones gone try that out and get back to me.

    @Im Glad you checked out the videos as well. There’s nothing wrong with grinding, just gotta make sure you do the d!ck some good bidding after your done.

    @Anon 10/21 2pm- Sometimes it is hard to look someone in the face during the 1st or 2nd time, that’s why its always good to get to know the person and address taboo issues. Even talk during the ordeal

  7. kat rina says:

    great article. lovely videos

  8. Sunshine says:

    i used to be nervous to ride but now i like it. definitely one of my top positions, i just hop on it now and do me and sometimes forget he’s even there. get up on my feet on my knees either way. lol throw my hands in my hair and close my eyes and get on my way.

    I just hate when a guy tries to take over when im on top. especially when i get in my own world and then they interrupt and start acting like we’re on some damn roller coaster ride poppin up and down. smh SLOW DOWN.. we’re gonna get there! I knew about the ‘juicing’ but never knew that there was a name. and i really didnt know that we control the dick staying in… i always get upset when it comes out. i guess thats something i gotta work on.
    love these posts by the way:)

  9. @Sunshine I blog so much you know I’ve done it in a computer chair before. Mine doesnt have wheels tho lol

  10. Queen Kitty says:

    Good article, it’s nice to hear a man give women advice on how to. Whenever I ask “What do you like” (real sexy like a genie or a geisha of course) they always say, “What you’re doing, just don’t stop.” I feel like it’s a cop out but I keep it moving. Another good move is squatting on the dick rather than riding. You’re still on top and you’re still bouncing but you can use your whole legs rather than just your inner thigh and bum. Bum popping is a good way to go too. Lay on him and twerk. This way your thighs get a rest, you get that whole body touching thing we love, we get the clitoral stimulation and he still gets the bounce sensation. Lastly, I suggest laying down in the reverse cowgirl and bum popping as well. The twerk movement will give bounce AND you can hold the testies against your clit for nice and soft stimulation. Cheerio!

  11. mindf#@ker says:

    Juicing…cute i like that term. Its a simple act that if done right pleases both the man and the woman because it draws the dick in deeper and engages all parts of the pussy. Its like rapid fire touch and go…delicious!!! It is a squeeze, suck, release motion while bouncing preferably but once you get it down pact it is an all inner pussy function. It takes practice so pay attention to your body when you orgasm this is when juicing happens involuntarily. To perform…..slide down on the dick, squeeze as you are coming up off the dick, relax as the head is almost exposed, squeeze again while you slide down gradually squeezing tighter, relax, squeeze at once, grind it into your deepest region, squeeze up, relax, repeat. It takes practice but it will drive you both crazy it can be.performed from any position. Best drive him crazy positions to do it from are while on your stomach and while riding him. xoxoxo

  12. noname says:

    Doesn’t it become uncomfortable when fat girls ride?!

  13. Deliprincess says:

    I don’t understand what you mean exactly by “juicing” please go into alot more detail. Thank you!!!!

  14. Kiana says:

    These were really great tips especially the juicing but is there like certain stroke patterns or different ways to move your hips to make it more pleasurable? Because I feel like bouncing up and down gets boring. I want to be able to do something fun and freaky while riding ontop other than just facing the opposite way yet bouncing up and down.

    • TheSUNK says:

      Hey thanks for the comment. A few different ways to move are-
      1. Winding your hips
      2. Straddling back and forth
      3. Thrust your p*ssy towards the d*ck.

  15. Anon says:

    Loved this article lol….the chick in the first video inspired me lolol…sheesh, I have to download that and study!

  16. Belle Meansbeautiful says:

    Never (and I mean NEVER) have to ask another woman how to please YOUR own man. Asking for pointers I can see , but damn near asking another woman to walk u through step by step is not cool. There is too much info at your finger tips !

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