5 Everyday Household Items That Can Make You Scream

by • July 15, 2012 • Sex + DatingTalk Sh*t (21)38169

You’re sitting at home hornier than a felon on a 25-year stint. Walking around your house bucket ball naked, thinking of the d!ck that isn’t there or was there. You go through your phone and there isn’t any d!ck worth texting. What’s next? Look for a toy. What if you don’t own a toy? Look for a replacement. Here are 5 Everyday Household Items To Get Off With:


Hairbrush
I remember talking to a young lady who used the handle of her thickest hair brush to bring herself to orgasm. She would be on the other end of the phone going crazy sliding the handle of that brush in and out of herself. I would’ve never imagined a hair brush being useful for anything other than styling hair, but apparently I was wrong.


Remote Control
Ya’ll ladies take channel surfing to whole nutha level, no pun intended. Comcast is obviously in the wrong business, because I hear more about women using their remotes for masturbating than watching TV. I guess that’s why those buttons are always so damn sticky when I come over.


Fruits, Veggies, and Other Food
Cucumbers. Bananas. Sausage? Some of ya’ll love that produce aisle. So many ideas pop in your head when you pick up that cucumber for your weekly salad. Sometimes you have more plans for your fruits and veggies before you actually eat them. Hopefully, you rinse them off thoroughly when you use ‘em for what they were actually meant for.


Bottles, Bottles, Bottles!
Spritz Hair bottles. Long neck beer bottles. Hennessy bottles. Shampoo bottles. You tried it. But did you like it?


Removable Shower Head
The creme de la creme of household items turned sex toys is the shower head. Wives, mothers, daughters, aunts, cousins- all of you alike take those long hot showers; while the rest of the family is wondering what the hell could be taking you so long. Well, you’re doing more than shampooing and conditioning your hair. You’ve taken that shower head on a different trip, getting that fresh nut to start your day off right. I’m not mad at you, I just wanted you to know I knew.

Electric ToothBrush (Honorable Mention)
You’re filthy.

Have you ever used an ordinary item to get you off at home? Has there ever been a household item that got that Big O better than your sex toy? What’s the weirdest sexual thing you’ve done at home by yourself?
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21 Responses to 5 Everyday Household Items That Can Make You Scream

  1. Anonymous says:

    I’ve used my shower-head before but it wasn’t as good as my vibrator.

  2. @Anon7/16 At least you killed two birds with one stone…You came and you cleaned.

  3. Anonymous says:

    I have used the handle of my lint roller but I would suggest staying away from the food. A girl at my high school got hot dogs stuck…twice lol.

  4. @Anon7/18 Damn she turned that “hot” dog into a “not” dog. I love when women add new things to the list

  5. Anonymous says:

    lol i used a one of those electric manicure machines that the use in the nail salons but with the nail file attachment off.

  6. Anonymous says:

    I second to the lint roller.. best orgasms ever!

  7. Ya’ll and these lint rollers are something else. Lol

  8. tawnydelux says:

    never tried the lint roller….hmmmmmmm

  9. Anonymous says:

    In the hot tub with the water jets. Amazing.

  10. Anonymous says:

    um all these are pretty rezenable except for the food and the girl on the tv WTF!!

  11. @Anon1/18 Well the picture just fit the blog. I don’t think she’s doing anything to the television though

  12. Vanessa says:

    :D I like to lay on my back in the tub, and let the water run forcefully on my clit while i twist my nipples….its a real feeling hen you come, and each time i do i bit my lip hard because it is so intense. I often fantasize about my lover watching em get off then fucking me afterwords….

  13. @Vanessa That’s some sexy shit.

  14. Anonymous says:

    I used one of those rubber band watch things it came in. It’s good cause I can put it in my bathroom drawer and call it a ‘bath toy’. Bein a kid sucks sometimes so I improvise with what I find. A hand held mirror handle is good too.

  15. When feeling hot, a popsicle takes care of my fever when my man is traveling.

  16. A candle… available in all widths and lengths ;)

  17. jassyboo says:

    I sometimes use lint rollers too :] But i just prefer my boyfriends dick..6 orgasm’s in one night ;]

  18. Morgan says:

    Lightsabers are great

  19. ThatChick says:

    Maglite, the regular sized one & in a pinch the pocket mini.

  20. anonymous says:

    I love the plastic handle of the venus razors while in the shower are great. They’re curvy! I rub my clit and put them inside me. ohhhh so great!

  21. ellen says:

    I have this glahlight that doesnt work anymore. its little, but i can stick the whole thing up my anus. feels SOO good. its also round and has this little bulb that stick out. thats what makes it feel good. stick that in my anus and rub my fingers fast against my nut, when i need to take heavier breaths, just go faster. (with rubbing my nut and the flashlight up and down.) then i cum ALOT. when i have the cum on the flashlight, slide it up and down that little passageway under my nut. i cum even more. made me have 17 orgasms in 1 night.

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